oldboyjensenhinglemeier:

writing-prompt-s:

“An error occurred,” your computer said, “the wizard must be stopped.” Sighing in resignation, you get out of your chair, and grab your sword.

“Stop! Unplugging! My fucking! Router!”
I holler as I beat the wizard with the flat of my blade until he plugs the dang thing back in and stops racking up my electricity bills trying to make toast golems.

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