In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.
Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice – a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes – so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.
Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.
You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.
I love you,
Cards Against Humanity”
I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.
Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it.
I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.
Ginger, this isn’t good. They kept most of the money for themselves and didn’t tell anyone they were doing this.
They scammed people, kept roughly 90% of the profits (2 million dollars in their pockets) and people are praising them.
Just to break it down…
The money they collected:
$15 * 150,000 people = 2,250,000
Then what they donated:
$1,000 * 100 people = 100,000
$15 * 10,000 people = $150,000
All in all, they made 100 people’s days, and made another 10,000 people say “oh nice the $15 that I could spare is back,” and made $2,000,000 for themselves.
Basically they said “screw capitalism” and they got all y’all’s praise and 2 million dollars. Solid business plan, perhaps not something that a smart anti-capitalist would be praising.
You absolute dipshits, these were NOT DONATIONS.
WE PAID FOR SEVERAL PACKETS OF UNIQUE CARDS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THIS PROMOTION, AND IN ADDITION GOT
-part ownership in a section of land along the US-Mexico border
-This
-Part ownership of a minor league baseball stadium
-Funded some classrooms
You absolute fruit loops, do some goddamn research. We paid for a product and got it, we didn’t donate to a charity.
theclumsiestninja 