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there’s space dad and then there’s Space Dad™:

• shiro is the type of person to crunch down on lollipops right at the beginning, just to see the look of sheer horror on people’s faces
• lance: “hey shiro, want a lollipop?” shiro: “yeah sure. thanks lance” *bites it in half* lance: “….you need jesus”
• pidge: *sees shiro sitting at the table with his head down” pidge, concerned: “shiro? are you okay?” 
• shiro, looking at her with the most heart breaking expression on his face: “pidge…who’s gonna feed my nintendogs now that i’m gone”
• he’s that one person who laughs at the absolute dumbest jokes that no one else thinks are funny
• shiro: “hey princess, that pool is self cleaning, right?” allura: “yes, it empties out and fills up with new water every few hours”
• allura: “why?” shiro, dragging a huge bag full of bubble bath bottles to the pool room: “oh uh, just wondering 🙂 “
• he gave coran a small comb for his mustache as a gift once
• shiro never meant to adopt keith as his baby bro, but it was endearing the way a young keith followed him around, looking at shiro like he had hung the moon
• shiro: “you should’ve seen him. he was like a baby duckling who imprinted on the first living thing he saw” keith, groaning: “you say that every time” 
• shiro, ruffling keith’s hair: “deal with it”
• shiro: “by the way, if you all thought keith’s haircut was bad now, you should’ve seen it when he was young-” *gets tackled by keith*
• shiro: “you know what has 5 letters? shiro. you know what also has 5 letters?”
• shiro: “choco. which, incidentally, are the first letters of my favorite ice cream flavor. boom! how’s that for mind-blowing, huh?”
• hunk: “shiro, please” shiro: “no” hunk, groaning: “keith told me this would happen. put them down, shiro”
• shiro, carrying 2 fuzzball creatures in his arms and surrounded by 5 more: “as the black paladin and your leader, i would like to sincerely and respectfully decline”