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Infinity War predictions

Loki “dies” at the beginning of the first movie in the scene we’ve seen in the trailer. Thor mours once again but the plot goes on.

The big final battle comes up and Thanos tries to use the gauntlet only to find out the tesseract is a fake.

A blue portal opens up and out steps Loki holding the tesseract decked out in diamond jewelry and silk robes. He kicks a dismembered arm out of his path with his designer shoes and points at Thanos,

“There he is! That’s the nasty wrinkley eggplant that tried to kill me!” He sniffles and wipes away a fake tear as his two companions reaveal themselves. At that point Thanos realizes he’s made an enemy out of not one but two elders of the fucking universe and is utterly thoroughly screwed. Fxxk Boyz Get Money by FEMM is playing.