Less nsfw ideas- Gabe eats the veggies in Jack’s garden: grows wings. Or turns into a horse- which Jack has to rescue from horse thieves who saw a horse and tried to steal. Gabe helped himself to a snack and grew gills- Jack barely got him into the pond behind the house in time.

marsh-mellow-toast:

I love all of these, but fuckin the gills one speaksssss to me.

Like Gabe taking a bite out of a cucumber when Jack’s not around, and it’s the most delicious thing he’s ever tasted. He finishes it quickly and can’t help but grab another, chewing on it less ferociously. Jack comes out of the house with lemonade and sandwichs in time to see Gabe start to cough.

He asks if everything is alright and Gabe passes it off. But it gets worse and worse until he’s doubled over, gasping for breath and clawing at this neck. Jack panics and doesn’t know what to do until he sees the half eaten cucumber, and bodily hauls him to the pond, tossing him in armor and all.

Gabe freaks right the fuck out, trying to hold what little breath he had as his armor drags him to the (surprisingly deep) bottom. He holds out for as long as he can, and then fighting to get off his clothes so he can swim back up. Just as he feels he’s about to pass out, he gasps and suddenly feels the rush of oxygen.

Struggling out of his armor, he makes it back to the surface. He’s all ready Jack to curse at him for the lack of warning, and Jack is just sitting there holding the half eaten veg, glaring daggers at him.

“I told you not to eat the vegetables. I was getting lunch.”

“Figured it was a job thing and not a ‘weird make you grow gills fae thing’”

“Well it was and now you have to live in the pond while I sort out this mess. Enjoy the webbed fingers.” Jack said, tossing the cucumber at him, and stomping back to the house.
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Que Gabe having to stick around for a week while Jack grows the things he needs for a cure and barters for a few others. He spends most of it hauling his shit off the bottom and trying to prevent his armor from rusting.

((The pond is now a thing. Beside the house and under/in Jack’s roots. Extremely deep dispite looking like a normal pond on the surface.))

Omg the horse thing tho, imagine that scene from spirit stallion of the cimmarron, the get off of my back scene, but with a big black stallion Gabe, and jack hiding in the bg laughing while Gabriel bucks all the thieves off