blackclawkitty:

He would tho

Hanzo, sitting at the table by himself with an angry look on his face: hmm
Genji: hey, rough weekend?
Hanzo: no, I went to barbados with my husband, we wove hats out of palm fronds and swam with the stingrays. Ive never been happier.
Genji: jesse lost your headphones again didnt he?
Hanzo: I LEFT THEM WITH HIM FOR FIVE MINUTES