honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through
DM: They’re here for a WEDDING.
Lancelot: Kicking anyone in my way up the stairs. Roll to hit. 18.
DM: *sigh* You knock them off a balcony and cripple them. You know you don’t need to–
Lancelot: I’m avenging Concord!
DM: HE ONLY TOOK TWO POINTS OF DAMAGE
Lancelot. Roll to hit next guy. Hmm, 8 …
DM: He’s unarmored–
Lancelot. So I hit?
DM… . yes
Lancelot: *fistpump*
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