-What happens with wands after a witch/wizard dies. Do they destroy them? Are they resold??
-Why is Mr. Weasley so fascinated by dentistry?? Do wizards not do oral hygiene??
-Are dementors the only employees at Azkaban? There’s recent photos of Sirius and the other escapees- so do they have picture day with a dementor photographer?
-Hagrid’s Conception…
-Are there owl breeders?
-Where do they do their grocery shopping?
-What crazy weight loss fads exist in a world full of magic?
-What’s going on under robes if they’re confused by “muggle clothes” i.e. pants..
-Are all wizarding kids under 11 just home schooled? Poor Mrs. Weasley…
-What crazy wizarding hallucinogenics exist?
-How do wizard farmers feel about MMOs (magically modified organisms)?
-Do they have lower security prisons, or are you just sent to Azkaban for a significantly shorter period of time?
-Steroids?
-Are there quidditch little league tournaments and would James Potter have been the loudest person there?
-Do they go by a different calendar year?
-Where are the terribly done moving paintings… because they exist.
-Why didn’t they just Priori Incantato on Sirius’s wand when they arrested him??????
-What about wizarding art culture??
– How long is your house on fire before you call the fire department if there even is one?
-Magic “marital aids”..👀👀👀
i want ‘azkaban picture day’ fic or fanart
when you’re stuck in hell- but you can’t help being fabulous
theclumsiestninja 