a day in the life of a glamorous superhero
8am reagin consciousness
9am kicked out of bed by overzealous dog
9:10am feed overzealous dog
9:20am walk overzealous dog
9:25am get coffee
9:27am come to terms with own existence and existence of overzealous dog
9:45am go back to tower and look at list of chores
9:46am add play video games to list of chores and decide to take care of that one first
11am interrupted by explosions from downstairs intervene to stop science bros friendship fallout
11:30am look at chores list again and decide to make everyone lunch instead
12:30pm sweep bedroom with a glance and decide to cross that item off the list
1pm put on playlist and spend an hour dancing instead of chores cross work out off the list
2pm walk dog
2:15pm fall through portal to 16th century brazil get souvenirs come back
3pm look at laundry room
3:30pm ignore laundry room
4pm reorganize all the spices in the kitchen
5pm decide to collect a bunch of stuff to donate to a teen shelter
6pm realise some of the stuff donated was not okay for nonavengers
6:30pm break into teen shelter and steal half of it back
7pm feel guilty
7:30pm buy a bunch of stuff break back into teen shelter and leave it
7:45pm worry about how easy it was to break into teen shelter
8:30pm convince tony and natasha to help design better security for teen shelter
10pm realise teen shelter now has better security than the tower
11pm help upgrade tower security
11:45pm get ready for bed and realise the sheets are still in the laundry hamper and there are no socks or shirts for tomorrow
11:59pm resentfully start doing laundry
Is this why you and Lucky are currently asleep in my bed?
I don’t mind, it’s too soft for me anyway, I just wasn’t sure if it was, you know, some kind of statement.
nah your room was just closest and you put off a ton of heat so youre really nice to snuggle with
FINALLY! Someone said it!
….oops.
You children act like I don’t like being snuggled
I LIKE BEING SNUGGLED
I JUST WANT TO BE WARNED FIRST
Otherwise I think you are tackling me and I respond with an appropriate level of defensive force.
Also your fingers are cold all the time, Matt, why are your fingers so cold.
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