Imagine like (I don’t know whether to love or hate McCree’s skin, like I love it, but I also hate it, but like, it feels so perfect for Jesse, but also like where’s the beef? And more hair for that tum tum, but also like, If he waxed it that’s even funnier, and just this could also be young McCree, but I have a lot of feelings.)
but like IMAGINE Genji sees Lifeguard McCree and he’s like “Oh…”
Genji: I think I’m going to go for a swim
Mercy: HUh? W-wait! GENJI I HAVEN’T MADE ALL YOUR PARTS WATERPROOF YET
Genji: (Backflipping off the pier into the water below) I NEED HEALING
As Jesse is carrying his fireman style back to the shore, he’s malfunctioning. They pass by Mercy and like he coughs up water and seaweed “Worth it”
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