okay idek where this one came from but like an au halfway between greek mythology and magical realism in which underworld god!Bucky keeps having trouble with his mischievous and hyperactive dog Cerberus and kidnaps hires dog trainer!Steve to help him
“Steve, what the hell did I tell you about teaching my dog to shake – are you two playing fetch???”
“He’s a very smart god.”
“He’s a powerful and fearsome creature of death and destruction and he’s supposed to guard the gateS OF THE UNDERWORLD TO PREVENT THE DEAD FROM – NO I DID NOT SAY ‘PLAY DEAD’, GET UP YOU USELESS OVERSIZED FLEABAG!’
Omg!! Bless
pls picture Bucky walking in on them sleeping like this, with the tiny kitten being post-serum!Steve, and Cerberus actually just being that big
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