Could you write more of the “Clint as Steve’s biological son” AU? I really love it!

caedesdeo:

imaginesteverogerss:

ME TOO, ANON.  Whoever you are that submitted the original
prompt, thank you.  This is my
new favorite thing to write.  The original
(here) and follow up (here).  As long as you keep requesting more of these two, I will keep writing them because I love them and I sense a prompt full of terrible puns in the future.

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For Father’s Day, Clint
took Steve mini golfing.  Because Steve’d
never done it before and it was hilarious
to see him hunched over the tiny club.

At the first hole, (par
3), it was a simple L-shaped green and they both walked away with a hole-in-one
and a bet that whoever lost would be buying ice cream after (and if it was a
tie, it was bumper cars to break it).  

By hole 4, (par 4), there
was a river and a windmill and Clint had the revelation that maybe his aim was
the tiniest bit genetic.  They’d both
glanced their golf balls off the roof (or in Clint’s case, a blade) of the
windmill, bounced off a rock and onto the green for another pair of
holes-in-one.  

At hole eleven, (par 5),
it was an uphill, through a tube, over a bump and between two rock pits for two
more holes-in-one, though management had come by at that point to remind them
that bouncing their golf balls off of fence posts was frowned upon as golf
balls should remain on their respective greens at all times for visitor safety.  

At hole fifteen, (par 3),
they were asked to leave.  In Clint’s
defense, he had rebounded his golf ball off the side of the club-and-ball
rental hut for (surprise) another hole-in-one.
It was Steve that dented the
grill of a car in pursuit (and acquisition) of a hole-in-one.  

“I thought you were
supposed to be the role model.”  Clint
grinned.

Steve shrugged.  “I might be Captain America, but I was raised
in Brooklyn in the 20s as a scrawny nobody.
If you think I lasted long enough in that part of town to meet Erskine
because I had good manners, I have some stories you should hear.”

“After I kick your ass on
the bumper cars; we’re still tied and free Rocky Road sounds delicious.” 

***

They went for pizza instead,
after getting kicked off the bumper cars (and the grounds) for “unnecessary
roughness”.  

seriously everyone talks about clint as a marksman but steve is no slouch tony thinks the security footage from the mini golf place is hilarious If you think they didn’t pretend their golf clubs were swords at one point you’re wrong