I had honestly never considered that type of were before, but now i can’t get the picture of Mccree with cute pony ears out of my head. (It also makes me think of the fact that horses latch onto things all the time. I know that means biting, but my brain goes oral fixation? Like the closes it gets to the moon Mccree just needs something to suck on. 👀)
Mccree swaps out the cigarillos for carrots (and ignores Lena’s constant Bugs Bunny jokes) or hard candies and chomps away on them by the bag as it gets closer to high moon, or chewing on saltwater taffy because horses looove salt licks but it’d be really odd for a person to lick one
Heh imagine him waking up after being a full horse all night with a fake horn stuck to his head XD Just him being fully confused for .3 seconds until he sees the pics of Unicorn Mccree chilling with Zenyatta or something
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