when you low-key buy all the merch that has to do with your kids….but gotta keep the grumpy dad aesthetic
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the pants say nerf this on the butt
the pillow cover he won on an auction and its actually autographed by lucio
he bought the mccree sweater online off an old site that makes replicas of the serape
He bought a reaper bean off of etsy.
no one knows he has these things and he keeps them hidden in his duffel bag. Refuses to sleep with anyone else in the same room since he doesnt want to be taken for some softy. That and he cant sleep without it.
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