Agent ‘giveaway just enough of my past to make people curious but nothing more’ Washington
Lavernius ‘fed up with your mysterious bullshit’ Tucker
pre military wash growing up w a distant father and kinda distant siblings but his mother was always there for him so he did SO MUCH with her. she was given the most tears when he said goodbye to go off and fight, and she sent the photo album with him that he has NO idea how he still had it after so long but he did.
anything he makes are all his mom’s or grandparents’ recipes. he follows them as strictly if not more so than the rules (tucker asks carolina this and she tells him that it is actually true, wash would rather use live ammo in training against others than make a wrong measurement. donut has attempted bribery to get the recipes, tucker is offended he didnt learn about agent bakington sooner)
anyways, when wash makes the pie, its the most god dang delicious butterscotch cinnamon pie thats ever graced the universe. when told to share, tucker takes the pie, his fork, and runs away (then he comes back to share with wash only)
BAKINGTON
washington has some holy rules; do not skip leg day, do not mess with AI business and do NOT use substitutes in this recipe NOT EVEN YOU DOC I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR ALLERGIES