fluent-in-lesbianism:

A woman at the shelter came up to my desk to complain about another resident because she saw her *gasp* kissing another woman and she thought they should be kicked out “for flaunting their alternative lifestyle” around her and the other residents, so after her rant this bitch actually looked me dead in the fucking eye and said, “I’m telling you this because you’re like me, you don’t go for queers shoving their lifestyle in your face 24/7, you’re a good girl, I appreciate that” so I waited until she was done complimenting me before I calmly dropped some news on her: 

“I’m actually gay, ma’am” 

THE. BITCH. WAS. SO. SHOCKED. SHE JUST STOOD AT MY DESK STARING AT ME WHILE I STARED AT HER THEN SHE TURNED AROUND AND WALKED TF OUT AND ON THE OUTSIDE I VERY PROFESSIONALLY TOLD HER “TO HAVE A NICE DAY!” BUT ON THE INSIDE I WAS LIKE