anarchetypal:

i’m imagining fake ah crew jeremy joining the crew shortly after graduating high school and after a couple years deciding he wants to take some college courses part time because he’s interested in music and art and all sorts of shit and now he’s got the money to pursue that

he’s nervous about mentioning it to geoff and the others because what if they’re not cool with me skipping out on some jobs to do this

but instead everyone is actually super encouraging and somehow that is ten thousand times worse

• like jeremy shows up for a heist briefing and jack’s like “what the hell are you doing here, you have a paper due in the morning, get out, go work on it”
• he gets a c on a project and ryan very calmly suggests that he can “go have a chat” with his professor, ryan no, why do you have a bat
• he registers late and there isn’t room in a couple courses he wanted; twenty minutes later gavin cheerfully lets him know that there was a database error and suddenly there’s plenty of room in those courses, how about that
• geoff picks him up from campus right before they’re ready to do a heist. 
  some kid: who’s the dude yelling in the yellow booty shorts on the motorcycle?
  jeremy, covering his face with his hands: that. would be my boss.
• michael calls him and tells him he’ll be there to pick him up in a couple minutes
  jeremy: are those…sirens in the background?
  michael: yeah, i can’t actually stop, how do you feel about jumping in through the window while i’m going like thirty miles an hour
• eventually jeremy’s like the kid in middle school embarrassed to be seen with his mom. “just– you can just drop me off at the corner, actually, right here’s fine, i’ll walk”