new yorker: excuse me “Dude”, how do i get to hollywood
californian: yeah dude jus take warner to the 405 north ‘n exit lakewood ‘n go past lb airport to get ontuh the 605, merge ontuh the 5 and make sure you stopped atta starbucks or some shit cause there’s mad fuckin traffic anyway keep goin and you’ll be on the 101 which isn’t bad unless it’s like a saturday cause tourists’re going to universal ‘n shit then find an exit once you see the hollywood sign oh and you should totally check out this place on melrose the food’s really good
new yorker: (sobbing) i don’t understand what you’re saying