okay but can you imagine Sam’s reaction to deserumed Steve? Like looking at all ninety pounds of him being just as sassy and stubborn as when he weighs in at 240 and Sam’s just like “where do you put all of that? I mean i just assumed it was all just hanging out in your pecs but now I don’t know? You are so small and I don’t know what to do with that?” Bucky looking at Sam like “I TRIED TO TELL YOU AND YOU DID NOT BELIEVE ME NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAD TO DEAL WITH?” Steve continuing to be the embodiment of “don’t tell me what to do” and Sam being like “but that’s literally why we are in this situation right now can you find it in yourself to just fucking chill for a second?” only to discover that steve has never possessed an ounce of chill in his life, regardless of size.
only chill he had was in the ice
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