Who’s ready for some platonic Hance headcanons? :D

narnianvalkyrieofberk:

– Lance introduced himself to Hunk with a pick up line

– Hunk got his nickname from Lance because Lance heard Hunk being hard on his own appearance and was just like “Dude, you’re not ugly. You’re a hunk. You know what, I’m just gonna keep calling you Hunk until you believe me.”

– Basically everyone at the Garrison except for Pidge thought Hunk and Lance were a couple

– Hunk tried to learn how to make Lance’s favorite food; unfortunately, great cook that he is, it just can’t compare to how Lance’s mom makes it (probably because she has a special recipe for it that she intends to take with her to the grave)

– Hunk tried to teach Lance (and Pidge) to drive stick shift

– Hunk will sometimes come up with horribly cheesy pick-up lines just to make Lance laugh

– Hunk and Lance refuse to mention pineapple on pizza around each other; it just… it doesn’t end well

– LANCE IS A PINEAPPLE LOVING PIZZA HEATHEN WHO DARES TO DISGRACE HAWAIIAN CULTURE BY ASSOCIATING IT WITH FRUITY CHEESY EVILNESS

– HUNK IS A NARROW MINDED PIZZA ELITIST WHO WOULDN’T KNOW DELICIOUS PIZZA IF IT LITERALLY GIFT WRAPPED ITSELF WITH HIS CULTURE’S NAME AND SERVED ITSELF TO HIM ON A SILVER PLATTER

– They both agree that there should at least be a warning if someone puts jalapenos in the cheesy crust. Even people who like jalapenos don’t appreciate  being surprised by them.