rainmonarch:

I want lance and allura to become best friends in that way where they call each other ‘wife’ and ‘husband’
– “hang on let me get my wife’s opinion – HONEY, SHOULD KEITH WEAR THE RED SHIRT OR THE BLACK SHIRT”
– “sorry my husband is the handy man around here” “allura I just want to know how the toaster works”
– random declarations of eternal commitment during briefings
– “my handsome soulmate, my dear husband, your footing is wonky and it’s throwing voltron off balance”
– “my dear, sweet allura – would a rose by any other name smell as sweet? – because right now your name is ‘angry tired and stressed’ and I need u to take a fucking chill pill”
– “allura, the love of my life, the essence or my being, would you come shopping for sparkly shit with me?” “of course, my little dove”
– coran introduces a ‘one term of endearment per sentence’ limit to keep meetings efficient
– shiro is ‘the mistress’
– hunk is ‘side ho number one’
– pidge is ‘side ho number two’
– keith is ‘side ho number three’
– “lance I’m ACTUALLY your boyfriend why the fuck am I side ho number three” “first come first serve bitch”