Obscure Angel Memes

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• [points to anything that isn’t an
  animal] that’s some good 6^th day of creation shit
• substituting curse words with
  words from dead languages
• “Good job, Gabriel. “
• arguing over which wing is more
  important to flight
• “I can’t believe it’s not the Roman
  empire!”
• God said let there be [anything
  that wasn’t included in the days of creation]
• “Not Babylon again”
• dinosaur bones in places they shouldn’t
  be
• “it takes a village to raise the antichrist”
• [playing Highway to Hell on a
  harp}
• “Mount Vesuvius was a clerical
  error”
• coming up with creative names for
  poisonous plants, then giving them to Michael as a new hair product
• “Just because Jesus took a 3 day
  nap doesn’t mean you get one”
• “I’ve got the body of a loaf of
  bread and enough alcohol in my veins to be called Jesus, too”
• [anytime something bad happens] at
  least it’s not leprosy
• the weekly game of “Worse Than
  Judas?”  that involves the angels
  competing to find the worst human alive