littlecofiegirl:

Hunk: “We’re going to need new clothes soon.”
Pidge: “… there is a synthesizer in each of our rooms, you can synthesize yourself anything.”
Keith: “WHAT?!”
Lance: “What did you think where did I got the Blue Lion trademarked stuff?”
Keith: “I thought you sewed it yourself.”
Lance: “That’s sweet from you but, where would I have gotten the -material- for that?!”
Pidge to Hunk: “This answer makes me believe Lance can sew?”
Hunk: “Yeah, he can.”
Lance: “But beware the synthesizer doesn’t work properly. There should be a clothes catalog where you can choose, but something is messed up, and I always get random stuff unless I let Blue choose for me. *winks* and let me tell you Blue’s fashion sense is glorious. <3”
Pidge: “The tool catalog works fine though. I got the chainsaw I wanted.”
Shiro: “You let your Lion choose clothes for you?”
Lance: “Yeah. I mean, we know each other really well so it can’t go wrong.” *shrug*

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Keith: *walks in on Pidge hugging Shiro mercilessy* …?
Pidge: “It’s SO SOFT!” 
Shiro: *laugh*
Keith: *joins hugging*

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Lance: “Wait! A chainsaw?”