y’know what?

if i ever have a house with a yard of my own, i’m going to have a garden

an evil garden

filled with beautiful flowers that are actually poisonous

like foxgloves and lily of the valley and wisteria and all kinds of super pretty flowers

that could kill you

i’ll be like the hansel and gretel witch

except instead of a candy house i’ll have a lovely fairytale garden

and i don’t even have much of a green thumb for gardening anyway….