1.
FINN IS REALLY GONNA SPEND TWO GODDAMN MOVIES WEARING HIS BOYFRIEND’S LEATHER JACKET
2.
I WANT TO SAY “REY GOT BANGS” EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN’T LITERALLY GET BANGS BUT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SHE GOT BANGS IN A METAPHYSICAL SENSE. SHE GOT A HAIRCUT AND SHE’S HOLDING THE SKYWALKER FAMILY LIGHTSABER
3.
INCLUDED ON THE OFFICIAL PACKAGING: POE DAMERON
NOTABLY NOT INCLUDED ON THE OFFICIAL PACKAGING: KYLO REN
NUT: BUSTED
REYLO: CANCELED
STORMPILOT: CONFIRMED
@hardly-questionable
*SCREAMS*THIS CURED ME