***in Episode 45 of the Pokemon playthrough***
Danny: I won’t talk, like, numbers or anything like this, but like just to show everyone what a fucking awesome guy you are. Uh, before i joined the show, and I was unemployed, I had just moved to LA. Ninja Sex Party was…in the red, shall we say? And like, needed cash to stay afloat. And we were gonna do a Kickstarter! And I told you about it; and you were like, “Dude, I’ll just give you that.” And, like…I almost cried. ‘Cuz it was so fucking awesome of you.
Arin: Wasn’t that in line at…?
Danny: It was on line for the X2!
Arin: *laughing* At Magic Mountain!
Danny: At Six Flags Magic Mountain!
Arin: We were getting all pumped and then we got real!
Danny: Yeah, and then I got very emotional; and THEN I flew on a roller coaster at 80 miles an hour backwards through fire!
Arin: And saw God.
Danny: Hooooly shit, that was a terrifying roller coaster. And I’m just grateful that I got a job right after that, like a week later. And then I got this job – the greatest job of all time – and then I didn’t need that anymore. So I never actually needed…’cuz I hate borrowing money from friends.
Arin: Well whatever, it wouldn’t be borrowing it, you’d just have it.
Danny: Well that’d be even worse, because…I couldn’t accept that amount of money without feeling like I owed you…a great debt.
Arin: Yeah but here’s the thing, you’re my friend.
Danny: I know.
Arin: And that’s just a thing that friends do.
Danny: You’re a very rare and special guy, Arin. I don’t think that’s a thing that a lot of friends would do.
Arin: Well, then…fuck them.
Danny: Right?!
Arin: What do they know about friendship?

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