demonicvulcan:

we used to raise working sheep dogs when i was younger, and once we had a litter of ten border collie puppies.  we would go on puppy walks with them (short walks where they tumble after you like the fat burritos that they are). but we went a little too far and they all got so tired that they refused to walk home. there were two of us. so each person had to carry 5 fat sleepy slug puppies half a mile home.

idk what the point of this story is beyond how heavy and fat 5 sleepy puppies are, and how there are only so many ways you can carry them