ladyzolstice:

so last night i was playing comp as ana and this one fucking roadhog hooked me through the wall and then tea-bagged me

so i made it my mission to destroy him

every time he hooked a teammate i’d sleep-dart him before he could kill them

every single time he’d open up match chat and say “ANA OMG YOU GOT SO LUCKY”

i continued doing this through four matches

eventually he switched his character

he came after me as winston – i slept him and my lucio friend booped him off the map

he came after me as reaper with half health – i slept him and then melee’d him to death (and saluted at his corpse)

at this point my team mates and i were just laughing hysterically over voice chat and one of my dudes says “this guy is so ANGRY ana what are you DOING to him?”

and i respond “i’m just making sure he doesn’t get a single kill, don’t worry about it”

at the end of the game he went roadhog again and solo-ulted me in a room…. where i immediately slept him and left him alone while overtime ran out, winning us the game

this asshole, in match chat: “ANA’S SO FUCKING BROKEN, PICK A BETTER HERO”

and his teammates finally responded “dude shut the fuck up you were useless”

i felt Vindicated