i welcome u to envision beef steve rogers psyching himself up to buy a packer bc he wants to try it out and packing w socks feels awkward and he doesnt like it
and hes like browsing, choosing and biting at his fingernail bc shit. size. ok what size. bigger is better…..right. i mean. im big. i dunno. it doesnt look THAT big it should be ok. ok. large it is. ok. i mean i get to choose the size of my dick so why not have fun.
he ends up with a dong the size of his head and he’s equal parts laughing n terrified bc this is flaccid?? holy jesus on a horse. in which im the horse. good lord. who came up with this. id need a separate trouser leg. god no im not wearing this
goes for small, settles his life, feels comfortable and learns to never ever wear it on missions bc things tend to. shuffle.
bucky doesnt even try to stop him. bucky wants to see the beauty of this unfolding bc steve u have seen me in my undies since we were like 8. you ought to know most of us dont hide elephant trunks in there.
bucky is loving n supporting tho and re-purposes the failed purchase by becoming the saddest n floppiest unicorn alive
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