how in the fuck do you find a good url without hyphens
ship a rarepair
find a thing u like, add ing to the end
change a vowel to something like x v or c
stick an s or two in there
figure out a creative pun
make up something ridiculous
Add numbers
just put your full fucking name in
Don’t waste my time thinking of a “good” username.
IDK, a fucking miracle or something.
luck.
An inside joke
food
spend five hours going through quotes
fandom that isn’t very active, phrase used only twice in the show (i think?)
alternate version of an OC’s name that you’ve used since you were like 15
Obnoxiously obscure literary references.
get lucky because on no other social media is this pun untaken
a sentence
take two fictional characters you like and mash their names together
Have a witty internet handle
gibberish
join tumblr in 2010 and refuse to let go of your original username
black magic
fursona.
your initial plus math
Cling to a 15 year old “Japanese Translation of your Name” on a dodgy website you saw once and never found again, nor could you ever re-create the results on any less dodgy websites.
Stumble upon a theoretically witty alliteration (in reference to one’s own dog).
Mash one of your character traits together with what you called yourself in high school
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