wyomingsmustache:

Fictional pantheon au where:

• Sarge is the god of war, technology, and the patron of inventors
• Grif is the god of rest, plenty, and the patron of leaders
• Simmons is the god of ambition, intellect, and the patron of soldiers
• Donut is the god of romance, family, and the patron of the wealthy
• Lopez is the god of communication, invention, and the patron of workers
• (Alpha) Church is the god of love, battle, and the patron of victims
• Tucker is the god of lust, diplomacy, and the patron of fathers
• Caboose is the god of tragedy, friendship, and the patron of companions
• Tex is the god of combat, commerce, and the patron of mercenaries
• Kai is the god of sex, celebration, and the patron of lovers
• (Epsilon) Church is the god of memory, tactics, and the patron of martyrs